The Dodgers don’t have a mascot. They have a “unique performance character”

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Steve Dilbeck of the L.A. Times reports that the Dodgers have a person wearing a Dodgers uniform with a large head walking around the ballpark entertaining people, posing for pictures and the like. Most people call that a mascot. The Dodgers, however, would like to set the record straight:

“It’s not a mascot,” said Dodgers executive vice president of marketing Lon Rosen. “It’s a unique performance character.”

Then Mr. Rosen stated that black was white and promptly got himself killed at the next zebra crossing:

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Nope. Not a mascot at all. Totally different deal.

Curtis Granderson chipped his tooth sliding into second base

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Brewers outfielder Curtis Granderson got his first hit of the postseason on Wednesday night in the top of the ninth inning of NLCS Game 5. Facing Ryan Madson with a runner on third base and two outs, Granderson laced a 3-2 fastball to the gap in right-center field. Granderson hustled into second base to beat the throw by Yasiel Puig. He slid head-first and his helmet slid off in the process. The helmet, unfortunately, bounced off the second base bag back towards Granderson’s face, hitting him in the mouth and chipping his front tooth.

To his credit, Granderson is taking the accident in stride:

At least Granderson doesn’t play hockey for a living.