If you do a Venn diagram of (a) people who freak out about PEDs in baseball and (b) people who think Obama is a socialist native Kenyan hellbent on destroying the world, the part that meets in the middle just spontaneously combusted:
What an honor! Thanks for the #selfie, @BarackObama pic.twitter.com/y5Ww74sEID
— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) April 1, 2014