Bryce Harper: “giraffes are so legit!”

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Every time I write or tweet about Bryce Harper I get a lot of people responding negatively. They hate him for some reason. Or at least he annoys them. I’m not sure how this can annoy anyone:

 

Before you say anything, yes, it’s a slow news day.  In other news, my friend Jeff Snider is the person who apprised me of this tweet. Here’s how our conversation about it went:

Jeff:  You follow Bryce Harper on Twitter?  Big news in this one:https://twitter.com/Bharper3407/status/444542359603531776
 me:  Bulls**t. Giraffes are frauds, man.
 Jeff:  Clown opinion, bro. SO legit.
 me:  Agree to disagree here, dude.
er, bro
 Jeff:  Yeah, dude is much more for dudes our age.
 me:  I know. I gotta keep it real. (do people still say “keep it real?”)
So, really, if you’re going to hate someone, hate people like us. We’re awful. Don’t hate Bryce Harper.