Every time I write or tweet about Bryce Harper I get a lot of people responding negatively. They hate him for some reason. Or at least he annoys them. I’m not sure how this can annoy anyone:
— Bryce Harper (@Bharper3407) March 14, 2014
Before you say anything, yes, it’s a slow news day. In other news, my friend Jeff Snider is the person who apprised me of this tweet. Here’s how our conversation about it went:
Jeff: You follow Bryce Harper on Twitter? Big news in this one:https://twitter.com/Bharper3407/status/444542359603531776
me: Bulls**t. Giraffes are frauds, man.Jeff: Clown opinion, bro. SO legit.me: Agree to disagree here, dude.er, broJeff: Yeah, dude is much more for dudes our age.
me: I know. I gotta keep it real. (do people still say “keep it real?”)