Bryce Harper: “giraffes are so legit!”

By Craig CalcaterraMar 14, 2014, 4:23 PM EDT
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Every time I write or tweet about Bryce Harper I get a lot of people responding negatively. They hate him for some reason. Or at least he annoys them. I’m not sure how this can annoy anyone:

 

Before you say anything, yes, it’s a slow news day.  In other news, my friend Jeff Snider is the person who apprised me of this tweet. Here’s how our conversation about it went:

Jeff:  You follow Bryce Harper on Twitter?  Big news in this one:https://twitter.com/Bharper3407/status/444542359603531776
 me:  Bulls**t. Giraffes are frauds, man.
 Jeff:  Clown opinion, bro. SO legit.
 me:  Agree to disagree here, dude.
er, bro
 Jeff:  Yeah, dude is much more for dudes our age.
 me:  I know. I gotta keep it real. (do people still say “keep it real?”)
So, really, if you’re going to hate someone, hate people like us. We’re awful. Don’t hate Bryce Harper.

21-year-old Gleyber Torres homers twice off of 44-year-old Bartolo Colon

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By Bill BaerMay 21, 2018, 10:16 PM EDT
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Yankees second baseman Gleyber Torres was born on December 13, 1996. That year, Bartolo Colon (who turns 45 years old on Thursday) was wrapping up a season he spent with Double-A Canton-Akron and Triple-A Buffalo. He would debut in the majors the following April.

In a clash of generations, the 21-year-old Torres and Colon squared off on Monday as the Yankees visited the Rangers. Torres won the battle twice, drilling a two-run home run off of Colon in the second inning and a solo shot off of Colon in the fourth. Colon wound up giving up six runs in total on eight hits (including four homers) and a walk with four strikeouts in 5 1/3 innings.

Here is video of the first homer Torres hit:

Torres is the second-youngest Yankee in club history with a multi-homer game. Mickey Mantle was 20 years and 296 days old when he went yard twice on August 11, 1952. Torres is 21 years, 159 days old. Joe DiMaggio was 21-212 when he hit two on June 24, 1936.

So much for respecting one’s elders. We’re currently seeing a youth movement in baseball. 19-year-old Juan Soto hit his first major league homer on Monday against the Padres. 20-year-olds Ronald Acuña and Mike Soroka debuted for the Braves earlier this year. Could 19-year-old Blue Jays prospect Vladimir Guerrero, Jr. join them soon?