Wanna buy Roberto Alomar’s house?

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Roberto Alomar now lives in Toronto and is a special assistant with the Blue Jays. Apparently that doesn’t entail going down to Dunedin for spring training, because he’s selling his little Tampa-area pied-a-terre

On the market in the elite Avila enclave of Tampa, FL, is an 18,700-square-foot mansion owned by the retired baseball legend . . . Built in 2001, the ballplayer’s massive estate sits on nearly three-and-a-half acres in the ultra-exclusive community. The home itself, a modern Mediterranean masterpiece, has eight bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, a theater room, a wine cellar and separate staff quarters.

I swear to God, even if you gave me a billion dollars I could never live in a place that huge. I have no idea what anyone does with 18,000+ square feet of space. Even if you had five kids, I don’t know how you use most of those rooms. But I suppose there are a lot of other things I don’t have in common with Roberto Alomar too, so whatever.