It’s a gimmick job offer, of course, and one that Alex Rodriguez is unlikely to accept. But it’s fun anyway: According to the Torrington Register Citizen, the Torrington Titans of the Futures Collegiate Baseball League have offered A-Rod an assistant coaching position. And he’ll make more money doing that than he will make from any other baseball source this year:
“We can offer him $5,000 for the season,” said Titans General Manager Joey Abis. “The Donut Station has offered him free coffee and donuts for the entire summer.”
I can’t speak for A-Rod, but if I were him they’d have me at the coffee and donuts. Even donuts and coffee offered by the Yankees aren’t free once you figure in the tips to the clubhouse attendants and stuff.