I feel like we have another classic Upper Greenland age falsification scandal on our hands. Crap like this would never happen if we had an international reindeer draft with strict slotting.
Video: Jorge Soler launches first home run of spring training
Associated Press
The Royals and Rangers played the first game of spring training today. A few other teams (the Red Sox, Tigers and Twins) played or are currently playing college squads, but Kansas City-Texas is our first matchup of big league teams. Baseball’s back, baby! And you know what baseball means?
Kansas City’s Jorge Soler, who hit 48 homers last year to lead the American League, offered us the year’s first glimpse at recreational baseball murder when he took Kolby Allard out over the left field yard.
Dingers are BACK. 😍
Thanks, @solerpower12. 💪 pic.twitter.com/J6EGgZkFkv
— MLB (@MLB) February 21, 2020
Mmm. That’s the good stuff. Here’s to eight and a half months more of that. Bring me the dingers.