The biggest reason to root for the Red Sox in the World Series

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I’m sorry. I just … I just can’t. You have won, Red Sox Nation. Please tell me where I go to be issued my beard.

In other news: I am so sorry Lorde, wherever you are. I wouldn’t blame you if you returned to New Zealand and hid for the rest of your life after this.

(thanks to our own Drew Silva for pointing this out. I guess)