Applying government shutdown logic to the baseball playoffs

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Braves fan Paul Kaplan was quite upset that the Braves lost in the NLDS last night. So upset that he wrote his congressman about it.

I have to say, I never would have considered this, but if this logic applies in baseball, I may very well be willing to reassess how I feel about it when it comes to government.

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(thanks to reader David L. for the heads up)

UPDATE: The Congressman responds!

Randal Grichuk slams Tim Anderson, then retreats

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Yesterday’s unwritten rules display between the Royals and the White Sox was just as tiresome as all of the other ones have become. A batter does something exuberant, the pitcher gets his Jockeys in a bunch over it and throws at him, benches clear, the pitcher later lies about his intentions, and then all of the armchair badasses decide to talk about decorum and whatnot.

Among yesterday’s armchair badasses was a current big league player, Randal Grichuk, who tweeted this just after Tim Anderson got thrown at in the Royals game:

Later, the guy he was clearly talking about — Anderson — replied to Grichuk:

In response, Grichuk acted like he’d never been in an internet argument before, not even one time:

“Yeah, I was talking to, um, that OTHER GUY who was doing what I don’t like. Not you, who moments before I tweeted that was involved in a fracas about pimping home runs.”

Everyone’s a badass until you call them out on it. Then they run for cover.