Braves utility man Paul Janish has yet to appear in a playoff game, but Carroll Rogers of the Atlanta Journal Constitution writes that he’s keeping himself busy by lifting weights and breaking noses:
Janish said he was lifting weights when a 45-pound barbell popped off a squat rack and hit him in the face. “It was a freak deal,” said Janish, who said he was not paying close attention to how the barbell was situated. “I’ve had some stitches, but it’s not bad. It doesn’t affect anything so long as I don’t get hit in the nose again. It’s just a little uncomfortable. It’s all right.”
If the Braves needed a backup infielder and Janish wasn’t able to play the emergency option at third base is apparently Gerald Laird (and his award-winning hirsute abs), which would immediately become the highlight of the 2013 playoffs.