No, none of them are in my kitchen.
Nationals starter Dan Haren tossed seven solid innings of ball tonight, holding the Phillies to two runs on four hits and no walks while striking out seven. Haren earned the W, the first of his career against the Phillies and his seventh of the year. The win also put Haren in some rare company:
With the victory over the Phillies, Dan Haren has now defeated all 30 MLB teams over his 10+ year career…
— Nationals PR (@NationalsPR) August 10, 2013
…,He joins A.J. Burnett (PIT) and Barry Zito (SFG) as the only active pitchers to beat all 30 current MLB clubs.
— Nationals PR (@NationalsPR) August 10, 2013
LUCKY NUMBER 13: Dan Haren becomes 13th pitcher in #MLB history to beat all 30 franchises as #Nats take down Phillies, 9-2!
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) August 10, 2013
Haren, by the way, has been excellent since returning on July 8 from the disabled list after suffering from inflammation in his right shoulder. In six starts spanning 37 innings, the right-hander has posted a 2.43 ERA with 39 strikeouts and eight walks.