Chris Carpenter “not very optimistic” about pitching this year

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Chris Carpenter experienced a setback in his rehab last week when the numbness in his hand returned and yesterday the Cardinals right-hander told Jenifer Langosch of MLB.com that he’s “not very optimistic” about pitching this season.

And if that happens he will have thrown all of 31 innings for the Cardinals over the span of two full seasons, last pitching in Game 6 of the NLCS in October. Carpenter is an impending free agent and will be 39 years old next April, so not returning this season could mean never returning.

Carpenter hasn’t said a whole lot about his potential plans beyond 2013, but when asked about his status for 2014 he replied: “That’s a great question.”

Bryce Harper is on paternity leave

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Several years ago, Bryce Harper made news when it was revealed that he thought the word “meme” was pronounced “may-may.” That may be my favorite Bryce Harper moment ever.

As it was announced by the Phillies a little while ago that Harper has been placed on paternity leave, I’m wondering if he pronounces the word “baby” “bébé.”

I wouldn’t think less of him if he did, actually. One of my favorite people in the world does that.

Anyway, congratulations to Bryce Harper on becoming a dad. And it’s good news not just for him but for the Phillies and their fans as well. Why? Because as Bill noted earlier this week, Harper seems to hit better when he’s being taunted and mocked. For now that’s not very important, as the child won’t be talking for some time. As a father of teenagers, I can tell you that eventually the little monsters live to disrespect their dear old dads. If Harper’s current motivational patterns hold, by the time that kid is ten Harper will be winning the dang Triple Crown every year.

But again, congratulations to the Harpers.