Alex Gordon will probably avoid the disabled list, but has a “substantial butt bruise”

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What’s the matter, Alex? Butthurt? Oh, wait, I guess you are:

The optimistic outlook, if you prefer that one, is the Royals expect Gordon to avoid a stint on the disabled list. Initial signs for a possible concussion provided encouraging news, but tests will continue through the end of the week. As for the hip injury, Royals manager Ned Yost said Gordon suffered a “substantial butt bruise.”

Gordon left the game on Wednesday when he smacked his head into the outfield wall trying to chase down Jason Kipnis’ inside-the-park homer. There were concussion fears, obviously, but it sounds like he’s doing OK so far. Well, except for that part about his butt. That’s a real pain the …

Sorry.