The best argument AGAINST stopping beanball wars

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Over at Sports on Earth Jed Lund takes a look at the pros and cons of cracking down on beanball wars like we saw between the Dbacks and Dodgers last week. Even though I’m in the “throwing at heads is bad and they really need to stop” camp, Lund makes some good points about how difficult it is to really police that sort of thing.

But his best argument is that we probably shouldn’t even try to stop them because the ensuing fights are hilarious:

The Diamondbacks-Dodgers “melee” might as well serve as the Ur-text for these explosions of … not much, really. It not only featured every unintentionally comic aspect of baseball fights, but it executed every one of them with transcendent hilarity. There were the punches that sort of went at, like, I dunno, air? — like two guys ineptly trying to high-five each other with closed fists. There were men yelling and trying very hard not to break free from their teammates who were “holding them back” in that put-upon, here-we-go-again bit of restraint theater.

He has a point. And I think he perfectly captures the dialogue the players seem to be having as they prepare to not-fight. Check it out.

Padres ride double-decker tour bus to AT&T Park

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On Sunday morning, the Padres planned to take a bus from their hotel in San Francisco to AT&T Park ahead of their afternoon game. The bus never showed. MLB.com’s AJ Cassavell reports that team director of player and staff services TJ Lasita flagged down an empty San Francisco tour bus, negotiated a rate, and got his players an impromptu ride to the ballpark.

The Padres’ Twitter account and Annie Heilbrunn of the San Diego Union-Tribune tweeted pictures and video:

The Padres and Giants are playing the rubber match of their three-game series this afternoon. The Padres will then travel to Arlington for a series with the Rangers. The Giants will welcome the Rockies.