You can thank Major League Baseball for the sewage mess in the Oakland Coliseum

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Still gobsmacked that a major league team is playing in a joint like the Oakland Coliseum, where the raw sewage flows more freely than the Bud Light. So too is A’s owner Lew Wolff, who tells Eric Fisher of SBJ that he is embarrassed by the mess but that it’s out of his control:

 

Major League Baseball, of course, has spent over four years pretending to be studying the viability of the A’s remaining in the Oakland Coliseum vs. moving to San Jose. In reality it’s merely been stalling, afraid to confront the Giants over its territorial claim to San Jose and unwilling to say anything which might suggest that a team petitioning for a new ballpark someplace is somehow the wrong thing to do. In those four-plus years nothing has been done to improve the Coliseum or the A’s situation.

Which now I suspect will give us the archetypal MLB problem-solving dynamic: (a) ignore a situation until it becomes a public relations problem; and (b) then go 100 m.p.h., quite possibly in the wrong direction to quickly fix it. Which is to say that I expect Major League Baseball to announce later today that the A’s will become a full-time road team, will relocate to Pluto, will stop eating so much fiber, or something else silly at some point today.

Because that’s way easier than having done the hard work necessary over the past several years to make sure that a major league baseball team wasn’t playing in a literal cesspool.

Marcus Stroman: José Bautista could ‘easily’ pitch in MLB bullpen

José Bautista and Marcus Stroman
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José Bautista hasn’t appeared in the majors since 2018 but the 39-year-old isn’t done playing just yet. Last month, we learned via a report from ESPN’s Jeff Passan that Bautista is hoping to come back as a two-way player. He spent the winter working out as a pitcher.

Bautista had also been working with former Blue Jays teammate Marcus Stroman. Back in January, Stroman tweeted, “My bro @JoeyBats19 is nasty on the mound. We been working working. All jokes aside, this man can pitch in a big league bullpen. I’ll put my word on it!”

In March, Passan added some details about Bautista, writing, “I’ve seen video of Jose Bautista throwing a bullpen session. Couldn’t tell the velocity, but one source said he can run his fastball up to 94. His slider had legitimate tilt — threw a short one and a bigger bender. @STR0 said in January he could pitch in a big league bullpen.” Stroman retweeted it, adding, “Facts!”

Stroman reiterated his feelings on Tuesday. He tweeted, “Since y’all thought I wasn’t being serious when I said it the first time…my bro @JoeyBats19could EASILY pitch in a big league bullpen. Easily. Sinker, slider, and changeup are MLB ready!” Stroman attached a video of Bautista throwing a slider, in which one can hear Stroman calling the pitch “nasty.”

Stroman attached another video of Bautista throwing a glove-side sinker:

Replying to a fan, Stroman said Bautista’s body “is in better shape than 90-95% of the league.”

I am not a scout and won’t pretend to be one after watching two low-resolution videos. And Stroman’s hype is likely partially one friend attempting to uplift another. That being said, I’ve seen much worse from position players attempting to pitch. It’s a long shot, especially given his age, that Bautista will ever pitch in the majors, but it wouldn’t be surprising to see him get an opportunity to pitch in front of major league scouts.