Chipper Jones proposes an alligator-based anti-illegal immigration solution

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I figure there are a lot of substantially differing yet wholly legitimate views to have on immigration. But I’m not sure of any of the reasonable ones that match up with Chipper Jones’ “haha, wouldn’t it be funny if desperate people trying to cross the border were eaten by alligators” position:

The best part of this was his tweet just prior to that one was this exercise in a lack of self-awareness:

Yesterday he offered this apology:

Well, as long as it’s heartfelt I suppose we have no choice but to assume that Chipper Jones is a font of enlightenment and human empathy now.

Root for their baseball accomplishments all you want, folks, but never mistake good baseball players for good people without evidence to back it up.

Donaldson ejected for kicking dirt on plate after home run

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Minnesota’s Josh Donaldson managed to get ejected while hitting a home run.

Donaldson barked at plate umpire Dan Bellino for the second time in the sixth inning of a 4-3 loss to the Chicago White Sox on Thursday.

With the score 2-2, Bellino called a strike when the 2015 AL MVP checked his swing on a 2-0 pitch from Reynaldo Lopez.

Manager Rocco Baldelli came out to speak with Bellino, and Donaldson homered down the left-field line on the next offering. After rounding the bases, Donaldson kicked dirt at home plate as he crossed it.

Bellino ejected him immediately, and Donaldson, realizing he had missed home plate, returned to the plate to touch it and then argued as he kicked more dirt on it.

Donaldson also had argued with Bellino on a 1-1 breaking ball in the first inning that appeared to be high but was called a strike, leading to a strikeout.

“We need Josh on the field, out there playing, and at third base,” Baldelli said. “That’s when we’re at our best. And so that’s really the end of it. I think we can move past it at his point, and go from here.”

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