Clay Buchholz might have to be skipped again

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Clay Buchholz did not take his turn in the Red Sox starting rotation Monday against the Phillies due to discomfort in his right AC joint, which is below the collarbone. He was expected to return on Friday to face the Yankees, but that has now been ruled out.

According to Scott Lauber of the Boston Herald, the right-hander felt lingering soreness in his collarbone while throwing a bullpen session on Wednesday afternoon at Citizens Bank Park so Jon Lester has been named Friday’s starter and reliever Franklin Morales has been pushed into Lester’s spot on Thursday. Felix Doubront will pitch Saturday and the hope is that Buchholz will be ready to rock for Sunday night’s series finale in New York. But that’s up in the air right now.

Buchholz is going to test his arm Thursday in another bullpen session before a decision is made. The 27-year-old is 7-0 with a sparkling 1.73 ERA, 1.05 WHIP and 73/27 K/BB ratio through 72 2/3 innings this season.

Ichiro wore a fake mustache to sneak into the Mariners’ dugout

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Ichiro Suzuki is now a Mariners employee and, as such, he’s not allowed to sit in the dugout during a game. That’s for coaches and players only.

He knows that, too. Indeed, on the day Ichiro announced his sorta-retirement, he talked about how it was going to be hard not to be down on the field with the other players. He even made a ridiculous joke about how, “[he] can’t say for certain that maybe [he] won’t put on a beard and glasses and be like Bobby Valentine and be in the dugout.”

In related news, this mysterious stranger was seen by an Associated Press photographer in the Mariners dugout during the first couple of innings of the M’s-Yankees game:

(AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

No beard, but I guess that joke was not very ridiculous after all. Either way, by the end of the second inning — poof — he was gone.

Obviously, when something interesting like this happens you mustache an expert for their opinion on the matter. To that end, the Associated Press reached Bobby Valentine, who famously did the same thing after an ejection way back in 1999, for comment:

“He was perfect. I never would have known it was him.”

Valentine was suspended for two games and fined $5,000. I’m assuming Ichiro won’t get hit quite as hard given that he wasn’t defying an umpire’s authority, but even if he does have to pay a fine, he’ll likely do so willingly.