Delmon Young is … go!


Alternatively: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Delmon Young!

Maybe he’s gonna stop a few miles south of Cleveland and hit up Grandpa’s Cheese Barn? Then bop a block east to the Goasis and get himself a large Coke or something?

OK, I guess he’s going to join the Phillies. They have two against the Indians, and they could use him as a DH then to ease him into the lineup.

Either way, this ought to be fun.