Yasiel Puig was going 97 in a 50 m.p.h. zone


Yasiel Puig was arrested for reckless driving over the weekend. How reckless?


I guess a sober dude going 97 in a 50 is better than a drunk dude driving, but we’re well into the tall grass of false dichotomies with that line of thinking.

Slow down, son. Slow down so you can live to see Albuquerque.