Yankees’ Ivan Nova, Francisco Cervelli exit with injuries

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At this rate, the Yankees might run out of players. Two more players are headed to the infirmary as pitcher Ivan Nova and catcher Francisco Cervelli both exited tonight’s game against the Blue Jays with injuries.

Cervelli hurt his hand on a foul ball from Jays batter Rajai Davis in the first inning, per ESPN’s Andrew Marchand. He initially stayed in the game but was eventually replaced by Chris Stewart.

Update (8:25 PM): It’s a broken hand for Cervelli, per Jon Heyman.

Update (8:35 PM): Surgery will be required, knocking Cervelli out at least six weeks, tweets Marchand.

Nova left in the fifth inning after Davis hit a ground ball up the middle for a hit. The ball did not appear to hit Nova, but he was visited by the team trainer and left immediately without throwing any warm-up pitches, according to Yankees blog River Ave Blues. He was replaced by David Phelps.

Update (8:35 PM): Nova left with pain in his right elbow, and will have an MRI per Marchand.

The Yankees already have three players on the 60-day DL and three on the 15-day DL as well as Kevin Youkilis, who may wind up on the DL in the coming days. Despite the adversity, though, the Yankees have persevered, entering tonight’s game with a 12-9 record.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.