An update on the Yankees’ first baseman:
Mark Teixeira swung a bat underwater on Tuesday. He plans to take dry swings today.
— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughSL) April 17, 2013
More like under the Mendoza Line, amirite?
Under water? For once he’s not whiffing in the air!
Eh, insert your own zingers. I didn’t sleep well last night so I’m running out of gas.