Geddy Lee to throw out the first pitch at the Blue Jays’ opener

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The Blue Jays have already announced that their opening day game will be delayed 42 minutes by two drum solos, a guitar solo, three time signature changes and an extended ode to some future dystopia or whatever the heck it is these guys go on about at interminable length:

 

Here’s hoping the pitch is good and close[er] to the heart of the plate.