The Rangers have been scouting Kyle Lohse

8 Comments

There have been numerous reports downplaying the Rangers’ interest in free agent right-hander Kyle Lohse. But it’s clear that they haven’t completely dismissed him as an option for their rotation.

According to T.R. Sullivan of MLB.com, the Rangers sent a scout to watch Lohse throw his latest simulated game at a community college in Arizona. Still, it appears to be a matter of due diligence more than anything else.

As of now, rookie right-hander Nick Tepesch is the favorite for the fifth spot in the Rangers’ rotation, though it’s worth noting that he gave up eight runs on 12 hits and three walks over five innings yesterday against the Rockies. Michael Kirkman is also a possibility for the job. Basically, the Rangers are hoping that they can get by until Colby Lewis is ready to return from elbow surgery. The thought is that there’s no need to break the bank (and give up the draft pick and the corresponding draft pool money) for Lohse if Lewis is only going to miss two months.

We heard earlier this week that Lohse at least hopes to match the two-year, $26.5 million contract the Red Sox gave Ryan Dempster this offseason.

Ichiro wore a fake mustache to sneak into the Mariners’ dugout

Associated Press
4 Comments

Ichiro Suzuki is now a Mariners employee and, as such, he’s not allowed to sit in the dugout during a game. That’s for coaches and players only.

He knows that, too. Indeed, on the day Ichiro announced his sorta-retirement, he talked about how it was going to be hard not to be down on the field with the other players. He even made a ridiculous joke about how, “[he] can’t say for certain that maybe [he] won’t put on a beard and glasses and be like Bobby Valentine and be in the dugout.”

In related news, this mysterious stranger was seen by an Associated Press photographer in the Mariners dugout during the first couple of innings of the M’s-Yankees game:

(AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

No beard, but I guess that joke was not very ridiculous after all. Either way, by the end of the second inning — poof — he was gone.

Obviously, when something interesting like this happens you mustache an expert for their opinion on the matter. To that end, the Associated Press reached Bobby Valentine, who famously did the same thing after an ejection way back in 1999, for comment:

“He was perfect. I never would have known it was him.”

Valentine was suspended for two games and fined $5,000. I’m assuming Ichiro won’t get hit quite as hard given that he wasn’t defying an umpire’s authority, but even if he does have to pay a fine, he’ll likely do so willingly.