Eliezer Alfonzo hasn’t reported to Dodgers camp because he has dengue fever

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Weird spring training injuries are coming in fast and furious now, but this one is on another level.

Journeyman catcher Eliezer Alfonzo hasn’t arrived at Dodgers camp yet because he’s stuck in Venezuela while infected with dengue fever.

According to my doctor, WebMD, dengue fever “is a painful, debilitating mosquito-borne disease caused by any one of four closely related dengue viruses.”

Symptoms can last up to 10 days and include:

– Sudden, high fever
– Severe headaches
– Pain behind the eyes
– Severe joint and muscle pain
– Nausea
– Vomiting
– Skin rash, which appears three to four days after the onset of fever
– Mild bleeding (such a nose bleed, bleeding gums, or easy bruising)

Yeesh, that sounds absolutely terrible. Also: “Mild bleeding” would be a good band name.