“Is Caitlin ready, Mr. Stevenson? Our reservation is at 7.”
[Mr. Stevenson cocks shotgun, Mrs. Stevenson faints]
David Price told Jon Morosi that he wouldn’t sign a long term contract with the Yankees due to their draconian facial hair rules. If they do have draconian facial hair rules, it’s only because they have to combat the foul facial hair urges of Joba Chamberlain.
You don’t see this every day …
Twins second baseman Brian Dozier hit a blast to dead-center field in the first inning of Wednesday afternoon’s game against the Tigers and it neither cleared the fence, nor banged off the fence, nor dropped in front of it.
Instead, the ball found a comfortable home inside the wall …
This isn’t the first wall-sticker for Dozier. He put a ball in the bullpen fence in Washington during an exhibition game against the Nationals back in 2016.