“Is Caitlin ready, Mr. Stevenson? Our reservation is at 7.”
[Mr. Stevenson cocks shotgun, Mrs. Stevenson faints]
David Price told Jon Morosi that he wouldn’t sign a long term contract with the Yankees due to their draconian facial hair rules. If they do have draconian facial hair rules, it’s only because they have to combat the foul facial hair urges of Joba Chamberlain.