Roger Clemens has his own book coming out? Oh lovely.

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Somewhere, a publishing house is laying off all of its fact-checkers because it can’t afford a totally idle workforce:

 

I guarantee there will be a chapter about the time he broke up the smuggling ring, complete with “pew pew pew!” and “Blamblamblam!!!” sound effects, spelled out just like that. And in the end he rescues a princess or something.