Mark Grace’s jail stint sounds less than arduous

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Aaron noted the other day that Mark Grace’s jail stint for drunk driving includes a work release component and that he’ll be doing spring training instruction for the Diamondbacks. Nick Piecoro caught up with Grace and gave a rundown of his day:

So in the end, Grace is blessed all over again. He gets to wear a uniform and not a jumpsuit. He’s spared the indignity of pink underwear. He reports every night at 6p.m., and is released 12 hours later … Members of the coaching staff poke fun at how he stuffs himself full of clubhouse food during the afternoon (thereby avoiding the prison grub). Or how he chain smokes before leaving the facility, filling up on nicotine.

I realize that sleeping in Sheriff Joe’s tent city is not exactly nice. As Grace tells Piecoro, it gets really cold at night. But still: twelve hours in jail a day, with around 10 of them spent sleeping, and the rest of the time hanging out at spring training, eating the clubhouse spread and everything sounds … somewhat less than real punishment.

Brewers promote David Stearns from GM to president of baseball operations

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It used to be that the top dog in a team’s baseball operations department was the general manager. That has changed over the past several years with some combination of title inflation, a genuine addition of supervisory layers and, on some level, employe poaching insurance leading to the top dog now being called, usually, a “president of baseball operations.”

Brewers’ general manager David Stearns is the latest to assume that tile, as the club just announced that he has been promoted to Milwaukee’s president of baseball operations. He has also received a contract extension of unknown length.

Not a big shock given how well the Brewers did in 2018, winning the NL Central title and playing in the NLCS. It’s also worth noting — with a nod to that “employee poaching insurance” item above — that Stearns has drawn some interest from other organizations. It’s thus not unfair to see the promotion is both a thanks for a job well done and a means of keeping other teams’ hands off of him, as employees are generally not given permission to interview for lateral moves, but are given permission to interview for promotions.

The Mudville Nine may have wanted to steal him from Milwaukee, but for Stearns to get a promotion from where he is now would require the creation of some other lofty title.