Yeah, baby! Mariano Rivera will continue to shag

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Because I’m 12 years-old:

 

You should always be careful when shagging. Because when you shag, you’re not just with the outfielders you’re shagging with. You’re with every outfielder who has ever shagged in that outfield. Or something.

In less juvenile news, Nightengale notes that Rivera has decided if 2013 will be his last year, but that he’s not saying now. My guess is that he’s going to retire. Then he can shag all he wants without having to worry about it affecting his ability to pitch.