John Farrell has a funny definition of “injuries”

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Sean McAdam of CSNNE.com spoke with Red Sox manager John Farrell about Felix Doubront and Craig Breslow. The topic: the “precautionary approach” the Sox are taking with these two.  So, Farrell, about this precautionary approach. Are Doubront and Breslow injured?

“Not because of injury situations,” stressed John Farrell, “just because of some discomfort and overall (lack of) strength that they felt during their long-toss programs. Both of those guys will be a little bit held back — more precautionary than anything.  When they got aggressive in their long-toss programs, there was some sensation in there, a little bit of irritation. We want to be clear that it’s not an injury situation.”

To sum up: when you’re feeling discomfort, unusual sensations, irritation and you lack strength, that’s not an injury.

Good to know that no one in Boston is going on the DL short of being hit by a bus this season.