Roger Clemens does not care that he didn’t make the Hall of Fame

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Roger Clemens tweeted a statement about his failure to make the Hall of Fame. Or, should I say, he tweeted an image of his statement. The sentiment: not surprising. The font: unfortunate:

 

And if anyone knows what “Muchie Peachie” means, well, just keep it to yourself, OK? I really don’t want to know.

Brandon Woodruff headed to IL with oblique injury

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Update (8:33 PM ET): Woodruff is headed to the 10-day injured list with a left oblique injury, per Tom Haudricourt of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

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Brewers pitcher Brandon Woodruff exited Sunday afternoon’s start against the Diamondbacks in the fourth inning due to abdominal discomfort, the team announced. He threw a pitch to leadoff batter Tim Locastro and left the field with a trainer. Junior Guerra relieved him.

In three-plus innings, Woodruff was on the hook for four runs on six hits and two walks with three strikeouts. He now carries a 3.75 ERA with a 136/29 K/BB ratio in 117 2/3 innings of work.

Woodruff will undergo testing, which should allow the team to provide an update on his status, likely on Monday.