He’s OK and stuff, but given his history, I think the Yankees should really consider freezing Joba Chamberlain in carbonite or wrapping him in bubble wrap or something:
Dang, I hate when doors jump out at you and you stub ur toe!Ouch! #sonofa….
— Joba Chamberlain (@Joba_62) November 20, 2012
I don’t think a ballplayer has ever had an anvil drop on their head, but I give Chamberlain the best odds.