Tampa Bay and Joel Peralta have made official what was first reported two weeks ago, announcing a two-year, $6 million contract that also includes $2.5 million team options for 2015, 2016, and 2017.
Rarely do you see two-year contracts include multiple option years, let alone more option years than the initial length of the contract, but the Rays are nothing if not creative.
In this case it seems like the 37-year-old Peralta is happy to stay in one place after bouncing around early in his career and basically said: “You give me some decent money right now and you can control me for however long I’m still a worthwhile pitcher.”
Tampa Bay grabbed Peralta off the scrap heap after he was released by Washington and over the past two seasons he’s given them 135 innings with a 3.27 ERA and 145/35 K/BB ratio for a combined price of $3 million.
Ichiro wore a fake mustache to sneak into the Mariners’ dugout
Ichiro Suzuki is now a Mariners employee and, as such, he’s not allowed to sit in the dugout during a game. That’s for coaches and players only.
He knows that, too. Indeed, on the day Ichiro announced his sorta-retirement, he talked about how it was going to be hard not to be down on the field with the other players. He even made a ridiculous joke about how, “[he] can’t say for certain that maybe [he] won’t put on a beard and glasses and be like Bobby Valentine and be in the dugout.”
In related news, this mysterious stranger was seen by an Associated Press photographer in the Mariners dugout during the first couple of innings of the M’s-Yankees game:
No beard, but I guess that joke was not very ridiculous after all. Either way, by the end of the second inning — poof — he was gone.
Obviously, when something interesting like this happens you mustache an expert for their opinion on the matter. To that end, the Associated Press reached Bobby Valentine, who famously did the same thing after an ejection way back in 1999, for comment:
“He was perfect. I never would have known it was him.”
Valentine was suspended for two games and fined $5,000. I’m assuming Ichiro won’t get hit quite as hard given that he wasn’t defying an umpire’s authority, but even if he does have to pay a fine, he’ll likely do so willingly.