Rick Hahn trades Kenny Williams’ son away

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This move has some deliciously ancient/medieval overtones.

New White Sox general manager Rick Hahn’s first trade as the Chicago White Sox’ new general manager had him shipping out Kenny Williams Jr., the son of his boss and predecessor, Kenny Williams, to the Rockies.  No word on whether, after the deal, Hahn bedded Williams’ wife, slaughtered his servants and livestock and sowed salt into the soil of Williams farm.

It gets better: In return for Williams Jr., the Rockies sent away Mark Tracy, the son of their former manager Jim Tracy. I presume that Tracy was sacrificed because his father escaped the Rockies’ hangman’s noose by resigning before he could be terminated, and that there was some sort of symbolic shunning of Tracy the Younger before he was cast out.

Baseball is kinda complicated.

Report: Welington Castillo to be suspended 80 games for violating Joint Drug Agreement

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Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic confirms a report from journalist Américo Celado that White Sox catcher Welington Castillo will be suspended 80 games for violating baseball’s Joint Drug Agreement. Castillo was believed to have used a steroid, but according to Rosenthal, the substance was not a steroid. More details should come on Thursday.

Castillo, 31, entered Wednesday’s action batting .270/.314/.477 with six home runs and 15 RBI in 118 plate appearances. He has gotten the bulk of the work behind the plate, backed up by Omar Narváez.

Castillo’s absence will likely prompt the White Sox to call up Kevan Smith from Triple-A Charlotte. Smith battled an ankle injury in March and April, so he got a late start to the season. In 102 PA at Triple-A, he has hit .283/.343/.457.