Settling the Score: Saturday’s results

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The Giants are in. The Reds are in. Now we wait for the rest of the postseason picture to fully develop.

The Cardinals took a step toward the National League’s second Wild Card spot on Saturday at Wrigley Field, bouncing back from a crushing Friday loss to capture a 5-4 extra-innings victory over the Cubs. Adam Wainwright was shaky, yielding four runs in seven frames, but the bullpen registered zeros and Jason Motte earned his 39th save.

Carlos Beltran hit his 30th homer — a game-tying shot in the top of the ninth inning that sent a charge through the stadium filled mostly with red. The Cardinals’ big free agent acquisition is now batting .286/.375/.446 in September after slumping through August.

St. Louis enters play Sunday with a 2 1/2-game lead over the Brewers in the Wild Card hunt.

Your Saturday box scores and recaps:

Athletics 9, Yankees 10 (14 innings)

Cardinals 5, Cubs 4 (10 innings)

Brewers 4, Nationals 10

Orioles 9, Red Sox 6 (12 innings)

Marlins 3, Mets 4

Twins 0, Tigers 8

Dodgers 0, Reds 6

Braves 8, Phillies 2

Pirates 1, Astros 4

Indians 3, Royals 5

Blue Jays 5, Rays 11

Diamondbacks 8, Rockies 7

Rangers 0, Mariners 1

White Sox 2, Angels 4

Padres 4, Giants 8

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.