Former top Yankees prospect Eric Duncan retires to coach at Seton Hall

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Not so long ago Eric Duncan was the Yankees’ third baseman of the future, as the 2003 first-round pick ranked as the game’s 36th-best prospect in 2005 according to Baseball America and then cracked the top 100 again in 2006.

Shortly after that it turned out he couldn’t play third base particularly well and then eventually it turned out he couldn’t hit all that well either. And now at age 27–with 10 seasons in the minors and not a single at-bat in the majors–Duncan is retiring to take a job as a volunteer assistant coach at Seton Hall.

Duncan, who went to Seton Hall Prep for high school in New Jersey, played this season at Double-A in the Royals’ farm system, hitting .267 with four homers and a .688 OPS in 52 games.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.