Marlins first baseman of the future Logan Morrison had knee surgery on Wednesday, and it was — shockingly — a success. And based on his Twitter feed, he’s back to feeling himself, for better or for worse. Mostly for worse:
The best curve on a woman is her smile 🙂 …No I’m just kidding, it’s her boobs. #LoMoLikeyBoobies
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) September 6, 2012
Stay classy, Logan.
And really, you need to find some consistency when it comes to breasts. Do you like them, or not?
Bob Nightengale reports that Adrian Gonzalez plans to play in 2019 and the Diamondbacks are “one of the teams who may have interest.”
Well, now that they’ve traded way Paul Goldschmidt I suppose they have an opening, though there was a report yesterday that they intend to play Jake Lamb at first base in 2019.
The Mets released Gonzalez on June 10, after he completed a 54-game tenure with a batting line of .237/.299/.373 and only six homers. No one else showed interest in the five-time All-Star after the Mets cast him off and, as such, one might have felt comfortable saying that his playing days were over. He thinks differently, however, and apparently the Dbacks are at least willing to listen. He will turn 37 in May and will almost certainly have to settle for a minor league contract, but if the man wants to play, that will not be an obstacle.
