Marlins first baseman of the future Logan Morrison had knee surgery on Wednesday, and it was — shockingly — a success. And based on his Twitter feed, he’s back to feeling himself, for better or for worse. Mostly for worse:
The best curve on a woman is her smile 🙂 …No I’m just kidding, it’s her boobs. #LoMoLikeyBoobies
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) September 6, 2012
Stay classy, Logan.
And really, you need to find some consistency when it comes to breasts. Do you like them, or not?
Mark Bowman of MLB.com reports that Braves starter Mike Soroka will be shut down for the next 4-5 days due to renewed soreness in his right shoulder.
Soroka is not presently listed in the top five of the Braves depth chart at starter, but is nonetheless an enormously talented pitcher who, at some point this season, was likely to figure into their plans. He was supposed to figure in more largely than he did last season, but after an impressive debut he missed the entire second half with shoulder problems, making only five starts.
There will no doubt be a reevaluation of him in the next few days, but this is could bad news for the Braves’ pitching depth.
