“Dale Sveum: the Anti-Bobby V.”

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It’s been hours since we posted something about Bobby Valentine. Was getting the shakes. Thank goodness for Patrick Mooney at CSNChicago.com, who reminds us that the guy managing the Cubs could have very easily been managing the Red Sox:

Sveum got a second interview with the Red Sox and appeared to be a favorite before the Cubs closed the deal last November and the Boston brass went in a totally different direction.

Judging only by Sveum’s flat tone, never-defensive mannerisms and easy-going confidence – which are the same almost every day – you would have trouble telling whether he’s managing a team that’s headed toward 100 wins or 100 losses.

Well, we must note, it is 100 losses and they will do far worse than the Red Sox this year.  No arguing that point at all.  One wonders, though, if a guy with a connection to that clubhouse and a different sort of temperament like Sveum has would have stood a better chance than Valentine stood. Which was basically zero.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.