Great Moments in Hubris: The D.C. police are already planning for a Nats victory parade

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I’ve always been one for planning, but I’m also one for keeping some types of planning close to the vest. For example, I don’t think the Nationals will appreciate the Chief of Police for Washington D.C. going on the radio and talking about how she’s preparing for the World Series parades and stuff:

In anticipation of the Nationals entering the MLB post season, the chief of D.C. police says she expects the team will pay for important additional security for games and celebrations … These plans will accommodate more than just the immediate stadium area, she says. Police are already planning for a parade in the event of a Nats’ win, and for spontaneous celebrations in the streets.

“It’s going to be a big celebration for us here in Washington,” she says. “We already have (the playoffs) sealed up,” Lanier says of her confidence in the team. “We know we’re going.”

I guess it’s better than what the Nats themselves and so many of their fans are doing: planning for the next six World Series championships that their careful handling of Stephen Strasburg has rendered an inevitability.

The Phillies signed Danny Espinosa to a minor league deal

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Scott Lauber of the Philly Inquirer reports that the Phillies have agreed to terms with infielder Danny Espinosa. He’ll report to Triple-A Lehigh Valley.

This will be Espinosa’s fourth organization this year, as he has spent time under contract with the Yankees, Blue Jays and Dodgers in 2018, being released by all three teams after a few weeks. He last appeared in the big leagues in 2017, hitting a mere .173/.245/.278 in 93 games for the Angels, Mariners and Rays. He hit 20 homers a couple of times way back in the day, though, and I guess that — and the humility to accept minor league assignments — will earn you shots if you’re a good guy and you’re in decent shape.