Great Moments in Hubris: The D.C. police are already planning for a Nats victory parade

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I’ve always been one for planning, but I’m also one for keeping some types of planning close to the vest. For example, I don’t think the Nationals will appreciate the Chief of Police for Washington D.C. going on the radio and talking about how she’s preparing for the World Series parades and stuff:

In anticipation of the Nationals entering the MLB post season, the chief of D.C. police says she expects the team will pay for important additional security for games and celebrations … These plans will accommodate more than just the immediate stadium area, she says. Police are already planning for a parade in the event of a Nats’ win, and for spontaneous celebrations in the streets.

“It’s going to be a big celebration for us here in Washington,” she says. “We already have (the playoffs) sealed up,” Lanier says of her confidence in the team. “We know we’re going.”

I guess it’s better than what the Nats themselves and so many of their fans are doing: planning for the next six World Series championships that their careful handling of Stephen Strasburg has rendered an inevitability.

Kyle Seager is in The Best Shape of His Life

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Kyle Seager had the worst year of his big league career in 2018. He hit .221/.273/.400 (86 OPS+) and saw his home run total decline for the second straight year. In response, Seager has reported back to camp in Peoria . . . in the best shape of his life.

This story about it in the Seattle Times has it all: the poor production and nagging injuries that led to a change of habits in the offseason. A new diet, new exercise routines, a focus on flexibility, the epiphany that an injury was the result of conditioning and, as the payoff, the scene on the first day of workouts when his uniform was too baggy and he had to get a new one.

The proof, of course, will not come from the eating, but in the production.