Barry Bonds: “Lance Armstrong was the greatest cyclist of all”

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Somewhere, Lance Armstrong is not thanking Barry Bonds for this endorsement. Via TMZ:

Bonds — who was found guilty last year of felony obstruction of justice for lying during a federal investigation into steroid use by MLB players — was leaving BOA steakhouse last night in Hollywood, when he was asked what he thought of the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency’s ruling on Lance … Bonds said, “I think if it wasn’t for him, U.S. cycling wouldn’t even be here. He was the greatest cyclist of all.”

In other news, every time I’m reminded that there are people whose job it is to stand outside of Hollywood restaurants and ask C-list personalities random questions, a little part of me dies.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.