Jair Jurrjens hospitalized for dehydration at Triple-A

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Jair Jurrjens left his latest Triple-A start with dizziness and Carroll Rogers of the Atlanta Journal Constitution reports that the Braves right-hander was hospitalized overnight for dehydration.

Jurrjens is at Triple-A rehabbing a groin injury as the Braves try to figure out what to do with him down the stretch.

He threw 43 pitches before exiting and is already eligible to return from the disabled list, but there’s no indication that he’s close to rejoining the big-league team after coughing up 20 runs in 19 innings during July.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.