Ozzie Guillen is getting a little desperate

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Not gonna say it’s been a bad year for the Marlins, but …

With injuries and trades decimating Miami’s lineup, manager Ozzie Guillen admitted he has considered some drastic changes to his club.

“I almost activated myself a couple days ago,” Guillen joked. “I can catch it and throw it; I don’t know if I can hit it.”

Dude, at .264/.287/.338 for a career that ended 12 years ago, no, I’m guessing not.