Shaun Marcum’s return doesn’t sound imminent

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The Brewers just unloaded Zack Greinke for prospects, but they won’t have the chance to do the same with Shaun Marcum.

Marcum is still trying to make it back from a right elbow injury which has kept him on the shelf since mid-June. He made it through a bullpen session earlier this week with no issues, but Brewers manager Ron Roenicke told Jeremy Warnemuende of MLB.com that he “didn’t feel as good” after throwing 15 pitches today.

Brewers pitching coach Rick Kranitz said Marcum had trouble “getting loose.” And while the veteran right-hander was originally placed on the disabled list with elbow tightness, Kranitz indicated that his shoulder was the issue today. That doesn’t sound like a promising combination.

Roenicke stopped short of calling today’s bullpen session a setback, but it’s clear Marcum won’t be rejoining the Brewers’ rotation in the near future. He’s expected to play catch on Saturday, after which there should be more clarity about the next step.

Marcum, an impending free agent, has a 3.39 ERA and 77/26 K/BB ratio in 82 1/3 innings across 13 starts this year.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.