In terms of vagueness and TransactionSpeak, this from Rob Bradford of WEEI may be the most trade deadline story I’ve seen in a while:
According to a major league source, while the Red Sox have fielded some exploratory inquiries on right-hander Josh Beckett, such calls to this point have been little more than exercises in kicking the tires.
This reminds me of a Firesign Theatre line. Like “There was something fishy about the butler. I think he was a Pisces, probably working for scale.” It just kinda rolls, says nothing and ultimately makes me laugh.