Dissent of the Day: Yickitties and Mammos

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This morning I poked fun at Chipper Jones for tweeting nonsensically.  Then I got TOLD:

 

He’s right, you know. I realize that now. I had forgotten all of those times Roger Angell referred to Yickitties in his books. And who can watch a Vin Scully broadcast without hearing him hold forth on Mammos. It’s baseball writer malpractice on my part to forget that, really.

Apologies. My thoughts and prayers go out to all of those who have been hurt by my #dumbass failure to #LearnTheDamnGame

Bryce Harper finally gets his first spring training hit with Phillies

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Phillies outfielder Bryce Harper hasn’t had the best spring training showing. After a delayed start because he didn’t officially sign until early this month, Harper made his Phillies debut on March 9. Then Harper had an injury scare when he was hit in the ankle by a pitch on March 15. Harper returned on Sunday and finally registered his first hit of the spring on Wednesday — a line drive up the middle.

Harper finished 1-for-2 with a walk on the afternoon. In 10 official at-bats, Harper is batting .100/.438/.100. As you can see, five total walks are helping that on-base percentage. Spring stats are largely meaningless, though, so no one should be worried about Harper with the start of the regular season just a week away.