Jeremy Guthrie is still funny

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We first discovered this a year ago, but it’s nice to know Coors Field didn’t sap Jeremy Guthrie of his sense of humor.

Upon being traded to the Royals today, Guthrie immediately sought to endear himself to his new team’s fanbase:

Hopefully, Guthrie is able to rebound back in the AL after his miserable stint with the Rockies. Getting to work in a pitcher’s park in a mediocre division should do him a lot of good.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.