Mets confirm they’re going with Miguel Batista

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The Mets have decided to favor experience over youth, at least for one weekend. They announced that Miguel Batista would initially fill Dillon Gee’s rotation spot and start Saturday against the Dodgers.

The 41-year-old Batista will be making his first start since May 19. He’s 1-1 with a 4.00 ERA in four starts this season. A mop-up man of late, he’s allowed three runs — two earned — and seven hits in four innings out of the pen this month.

The alternative to Batista was Matt Harvey, and the Mets gave enough thought bringing up their 2010 first-round pick that manager Terry Collins felt the need to call him when he wasn’t chosen. Harvey was put on schedule to pitch Saturday when Triple-A Buffalo set its rotation following the All-Star break. He allowed two runs and three hits in 6 2/3 innings in his start for the Bisons last night.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.