Holy metabolites of Stanozolol, Batman!

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The All-Star break is the slowest news time of the regular season. Just brutal. Even Major League Baseball must be bored, because they released the minor league suspensions at 4pm today instead of waiting until the customary 5pm. Anyway:

Philadelphia Phillies Minor League left-handed pitcher Ranger Suarez has been suspended for 50 games without pay after testing positive for metabolites of Stanozolol.  The suspension of Suarez, who is currently on the roster of the Venezuelan Summer League Phillies, is effective immediately.

Free agent Minor League right-handed pitcher Daniel Cordero has been suspended for 50 games without pay for testing positive for metabolites of Stanozolol.  The suspension of Cordero will be effective immediately upon his signing with another Major League organization.

Gosh, a Summer League player and a free agent. Slim pickings, even for the drug test perp walk.

Baseball comes back tomorrow evening, everyone.