Contained within this obviously advertisement-driven tweet from MLB’s official Twitter account is some pretty sound dating advice:
Maybe you haven’t had a date in awhile is because your MLB hat smells awful. Tweet us a pic and you might get a new one. Use #SamsungMLB
— MLB (@MLB) July 8, 2012
Also, just in general “maybe you haven’t had a date in a while because your [fill in the blank] smells awful” works too.