There’s a pretty good argument to be made that Bush beat Gore in 2000 and Kerry in 2004 because, on a very basic level, he was a more likable guy while his opponents seemed like humorless prigs. Remember all that “who would you rather have a beer with?” stuff? Anyway, Mitt Romney seems to be playing the Gore/Kerry role this time around with respect to L’Affaire Obama/Youkilis:
Mitt Romney’s campaign is chiding President Barack Obama this morning for being insensitive to Boston Red Sox fans … the Romney campaign said Obama “went to the heart of Red Sox nation and committed an error.” It added that Obama “chose to mock them for trading away one of its favorite players at a time when the team is struggling”
And here I thought the folks in the comments going after Obama for his Youkilis comment this morning were humorless.
I’m sorry, but if you can’t mock Red Sox fans, what’s the point of living anymore?
Of course, Obama’s press secretary isn’t helping. He’s claiming the crowd wasn’t booing, it was just saying “Yoooouuuk!”
The Royals are in agreement with right-handed reliever Drew Storen on a minor league deal, the team announced Friday. Per Jon Heyman of MLB Network, the deal is worth $1.25 million if the veteran righty breaks camp with the club this spring. Additional, albeit unspecified incentives will be included in the contract as well.
Storen, 31, is coming off of a protracted absence from any MLB duties. After inking a one-year deal with the Reds in 2017, he sustained a right elbow sprain toward the end of the year and underwent Tommy John surgery that October. He was effectively decommissioned for the club’s entire 2018 run and generated little interest around the league this winter, perhaps due in part to the uninspired 4.45 ERA, 3.8 BB/9, 7.9 SO/9, and career-low -0.2 fWAR he posted across 54 2/3 innings during his last healthy season.
While it’s not immediately clear what kind of performance the Royals can expect from Storen in spring training, they’re not exactly in a position to be choosy. Their bullpen ranked dead last among all MLB teams with a collective 5.04 ERA, 4.85 FIP, and -2.2 fWAR last year, and still appears to be in a state of flux as they approach Opening Day. Skipper Ned Yost told reporters Wednesday that he intends to eschew the traditional closer appointment in 2019 and will instead utilize a combination of right-handers Wily Peralta and Brad Boxberger, lefty Tim Hill, and various others as he tackles high-leverage situations in the future.